there's no apparent reason for our judgemental entry for today. We just felt a sudden need to affront it.(it refers to F.U.N - the fiend mortal thing that created a lasting impression in all our lives)F.U.N, was almost certainly brought into this world by mistake. If we were to term it professionally, it would be a big blunder.This is the blunder that we’ve termed as F.U.N (try cracking ye’r heads to find out who it is)For all those who are very anxious, eager and all perked up to know who this F.U.N is..we've got some distinct details about it. Here we go...F.U.N - the creature with whooping balls that are called eyes in the human terms.It's significantly enormous arse cannot be forgotten by any sane beingEvil... you may call us, but as everyone knows.. Truth Hurts.. A LOT! and we have embarked on this tedious task of describing the "hidden" details of F.U.N-- the mortal evil personified.Its time the kukujiao gang .. the sacred almighty kukujiao gang fixed this disasterous situation and the humans from this ogre .Have you ever walked down one of those streets along singapore and then feel a sudden tremor? a sudden earthquake? Well.. no.. its not sumatra experiencing another quake...so not to worry...the only possible cause for that is the JIGGLING, the WOBBLING, the VIBRATION caused by F.U.N's distinctly darn huge arse.Its such a sad fact that the black outs that occurred a few months back in cck was also due to the vibrations caused by F.U.N's arseIt's serpentine and prickly thing sticking out from its face (its called a nose by the way) is ever so distinct, that it can be spotted from thousands of miles away..All in all F.U.N is an extraterrestrial alien lost in our 3 dimensional world filled with holy and divine beings like the kukujiao gang.Beware world!! the safety of the humans is at a perilous state of destruction.We ,the almighty kukujiao gang shall vow to eradicate this celestial being from the face of the earth!!Die shit die! Depart this life! breathe your last! for you dont possess the values of any mortal beingHow to identify the F.U.N amongst you:1. "oh that guy is looking at me. i think he likes me"2. "i went to buy bedsheets from paragon today"3. "i ate ice cream from swensons today. I bought a big sticky chewy chocolate"4. "oh pleaseeee"5. "i want to be the valedictorian"6. And not to forget it's nauseating repulsive laughter that can even make a tiger run for it's life!And as we all question its purpose of it's live on earth..lets all take a moment to realise how redupiating this morph is...F.U.N adorns contrasting colours like pink and green to attract animal species of opposite sex, a rather successful attempt we'd say. It also likes to embellish itself with 'expensive' items. F.U.N also throws tantrums if its parents dosent get it what it wants, the pathetic creature needs to mature..a long journey aheadAs for the amount of powder F.U.N pours on it's face is indescribable and extremely intolerable...the countless attempts F.U.N tries to put in, to make its ghastly face look more pleasant and presentable always ends up as a fiasco "failure is the key to success" only applies to HUMANS..let us repeat 6th sensed HUMANS, not for aliens that escape from "world of grimace" .And oh boy dont get us talking about its silent resentment, such a repugnance.. apalling repugnance" F.U.N calls itself a eccentric being afact that all of us agree upon..truly agree upon"oh yes who could be more revoltingly weird and bizzare than F.U.N. i mean come on it possess all the qualties of a bizzare ogre.we would like to express our gratitude towards all our faithful blog readers who took their precious time off to read about the menacing beast f.u.n.for all those curious cats out there whom might be cracking your heads to speculate whom F.U.N is..the kukujioan gang would like to say good luck in your futile attempts..
::CracK uR hEAd n GuEss The BaIT::___

Thinking Cap

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?

Khairunnisa Elias

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