Saturday, September 29, 2007, 12:36 AM
Well well well, guess what people. I'm so astonished to know i have lots of fans! My loyal fans like essz and passerby!
Thanks soooo very much for keeping track of me and my wonderful beautiful, hot and sexy friends! I feel honoured to have the both of you avidly reading my blog and tagging! I can never ask anything more than this now can i?
Well you see passerby and essz, there's so many things you're right about me but wrong at the same time. So i would just like to clarify some issues with you. Is that ok? Surely you wouldn't mind.
Well, i agree i'm the least good looking amongst my friends. But the thing which you, my wonderful fans, are wrong about is me being the ugliest. Because i am not. I'm much capable of attracting guys' attention than you would ever know about. =) You know the definition of ugly?
ugly: your mother's pussy
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Aaah, so now that you have the right definition, you should very well know i'm not categorised as ugly. Because i'm fairly certain that you haven't seen your mother's pussy (probably when you're younger. Or when you're screwing her).
Next thing is i'm a loser. But i'm winner in this case. Because i have my friends by my side and that's a very good reason for me to be a winner in this. You know wheh one becomes a loser?
When there's something wrong with your father's dick while screwing your mother and then give birth to such a retarded offspring. Now that's when i call someone a loser! =)
I am a bitch. No doubts on that sweethearts. But don't you know bitch barks, barks belong to trees, trees are nature and nature beholds so far beyond beauty. Sigh.... i know i'm part of the nature and i'm beautiful. You two sweet fellas touched my heart to no extent! =D
I'm definitely not pig. You should very well know by now, that i'm a muslim. I can't possibly be a pig because i'm halal. And there's not such thing as 'halal pig', now is there you silly, silly, dumbwit boys!
I'm not an elephant also. You know when one looks like an elephant?
When your skinny, malnourished mother was carrying a you in her womb. Now that's when someone looks like elephant. Well a under fed elephant at least. Elephant nontheless.
And you know when someone looks repulsive? When you can't control your own dick when you're pissing and your own piss sprayed on your face. Aaaah what a repulsive picture don't you think so? Show me how either one of you do it will you? I'd love to see it. =)
Aaaand i thought i might want you to know, that i'm happily attached with my wonderful good looking boyfriend. He loves me alot. Dearly too! =)
I know essz and passerby love me too much to actually stalk me and sing me full of praises. Thank you so very much. But i would suggest you would divert your attention somewhere else? As long as they're not my friends it'd be fine with me. Any inquiries don't hesitate to ask ok?
I'm willing to give you my autograph with love. =)
Oh if i were the both of you i would be very careful of my family jewels. It might be injured by the end of next week should I, or rather my friends and i, find out who in God's name, the both of you are. =)
Take Care sweethearts.
With Love,
Khairunnisa Elias
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If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
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